As adults, we make decisions or respond based on our knowledge/information at that particular time – just like the students whose answers appear below. If you are not getting the response you want, maybe it’s not the right question or the right person to be asking.

Remember when answers like these made sense to you? Enjoy!

– Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. There is not much else to do.

– Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.

– A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

– A monsoon is a French gentleman.

– Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

– Wind is like the air, only pushier.

– Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.

– Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.

– Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

– For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.

– For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.

– For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

– To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.

– To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.

– Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.

– A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

– There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

– Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

– Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.

– Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

– To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

– Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state

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